i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
