Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
