Are we in a gay sports bar?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I don't think brook has ever known best
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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