By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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