Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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