Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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