You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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