Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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