Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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