it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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