nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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