I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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