So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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