Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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