Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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