I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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