I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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