So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Drunk is a universal language darling
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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