NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Randomize
