One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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