mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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