He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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