IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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