I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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