STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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