pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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