Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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