i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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