My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
This is my gift to your gina
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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