I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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