I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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