You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Shame - the story of my life.
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