Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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