So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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