does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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