HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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