thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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