Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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