found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We had to coat check the pizza.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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