thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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