i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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