Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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