Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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