Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
it's like heaven, but drunker
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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