She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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