she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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