i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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