i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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