I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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