So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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