so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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