Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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